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I just kissed a sith, and I liked it

Posted in MMORPG with tags , , , on January 11, 2012 by theerivs

So there I was flirting with an NPC, then next thing you know I blacked out, and my lightsaber was out.  I think….did I…just have sex…. I was so excited, alas my girl friend was not so much when I screamed Darth Lathris instead of her name that night. 

Seriously though I really love the inclusion of story, and the way quests are handled here, but the true test of a game is as we all know is end game. Though I have a long time to get there, will this game have the same appeal 3 years from now as it does now?  Is this the extended version of Tortage that was in AoC.

I’m starting to worry about tanking skills in this game, I really haven’t done any instances, but if I can’t keep aggro off my companion we may have a problem. Maybe I’ll do a couple lower level flashpoints just to give it a shot. This is what I hate about new games, I have to find most of this crap out for myself.

But for now, I’m enjoying the game and enjoying being the murderous bastard I always wanted to be, and screwing more Sith then Obi-wan.


Let’s talk about Sex.

Posted in MMORPG with tags , , , , on January 7, 2010 by theerivs

Ask for it by name.

Well over at the Inn, Forbearance, Pretty and Plate, and various other spots in the Blogosphere they are discussing the LFG tool, Recu…err Recount, and Gearscore and bringing it to a dirty…dirty place.

And I LOVE it.

LFG Tool.

Yes I want to have a multitude of partners, and spread my wild oats all over my battlegroup. I want tanks, and priests to think fondly of me going, that Frostscourge never blows all his cooldowns too early, or never brings flaccid DPS.

Like a guy at a sausage fest at the bar, I have to wait for my turn to dance with the cute chick. This is what the LFG tool is like for me.  I have to wait, and wait for the LFG tool to pop, and when I do sometimes I get a lockout cause “Instance cannot be launched”, and I learned No means No.

Tell you the truth, I miss the old days when you had to whoo a group to get into a dungeon. Where’s the Romance

Recount, and Gear Score.

Meg says Recount is like a Vagina. I beg to differ it is like a Penis. Alot of the immature Kids whip it out, and like to measure it. Show it off, flip it around. Even when it’s small they make excuses like it’s cold in Northrend. Us more mature men like to look at it only when we need to, like when we really are using it the way it’s suppose to, or after we feel we really rocked it out of the park, I like to look at it and go good job lil Frostie.

Gearscore is like an ass,  Sure it could be used for fun, but half the time people do it wrong and it just plain hurts.  It makes alot of noise, and it really stinks.

Do Girls have E-peens?

Yes they do, and some times their bigger than mine. Which gives me a complex at the urinals and they hike up their dress.


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