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Weeping Tears of Blood

Posted in MMORPG with tags , , on August 31, 2012 by theerivs

Let me explain. I love Arcane. Loved since the days of the POM/AP/Trinket days….yes I was a 3 minute mage. So I got on my Arcane Mage last night, and hit the Dummies to do some testing, and I hit a heroic, and some PvP. Some things I noticed.

1. My Hit – It was all messed up, I had to reforge again to get back where I was.

2. Mana Management – Is shitty, I go through it like a hooker through sailors. Good thing is when I eat food, my mana only takes a few seconds to get back to full.

3. DPS – Is way down, I have to maybe figure out if there’s a new rotation, or if I have to reforge into something, at this time i don’t know but I went from doing 17-18k DPS to 12k.

4. Illusion – When I hit it, I get a lovely set of bewbs, and a nice ass.

When a guildie suggested to go Fire, there weren’t enough cuss words in the english language to hurl over Teamspeak to voice my displeasure. Blizzard for the love of God fix Arcane Mages.

Bitch, Stole My Fish

Posted in MMORPG with tags , on August 10, 2012 by theerivs

So Blizzard got hacked, well it was bound to happen, right. It sounds almost like an inside job if you read it, but I’m no good at corporate double talk.  It sounds like it wasn’t a whole heck of a lot they stole either, but as a precaution I will change my password.

WoW Insider had posted it to, and I agree with the comment from Maxwyfe.

I pray for the day someone steals my identify. It can only improve my credit score.

Really though this is the biggest snafu in Blizzards history, so I can’t really complain. They didn’t steal as much as they did when Sony got hit. If they do take my stuff, their in for an awful surprise. Here’s a tip for you though, either use a low limit credit card for online use, or a prepaid credit card. Can’t steal what’s not there. If they do want to steal my identity, just let me know what porn sites you signed up for, so I can use them too.

First Step

Posted in Gaming, MMORPG with tags , on May 21, 2012 by theerivs

The First Step in any recovery program is admitting you have a problem. Though I was loathe to get Diablo 3,  I admit I was wrong. I’m hopelessly addicted to this game. Blizzard has done it again.

It appeals to alot of what I use to like about video games, the exploration, the story, the customization, the rewards. It takes me back to the good ole days of video gaming with much better graphics, and music.

I’ve been playing the wizard, and it was a rocky start but now I’m getting better hang of it, and I’m just ripping shit up, and leaving corpse piles around. I even got brave and started a hardcore barbarian.

I don’t know what it is, but I think it’s something primal like a rat, hitting a button to get fed. I just want to sit there and click, and click, and click until I get new sparklies, or powers.

It’s a great distraction until the next MMO, but I feel sad for my SWTOR toons, their getting the shaft.

My Hypocrisy Knows No Bounds.

Posted in MMORPG with tags , , on January 31, 2012 by theerivs

Doc Holiday in the Movie Tombstone said that “My Hypocrisy Knows No Bounds” . This line came into my head when I read my friend Markco was banned for doing what he was supposed to, and can do, because Blizzard’s hypocrisy doesn’t know any bounds either.

Having just plunked down the money for the Diablo 3 Collectors Edition, am infuriated. Sure I wasn’t going to be a Markco, but make some money at doing what I love….who doesn’t wish that. Then if you are too good, then they will ban you. 

If you don’t want players to make money, don’t have a real money auction house….you Blizzard are no daisies.

Weekly Lagout

Posted in General with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 22, 2011 by scarybooster

I think River is still gone, so I decided to take it upon myself and do his Weekly Lagout. Of course, a Weekly Lagout is not a Weekly Lagout without River. To make it up to you, I will be doing my best River impersonation. This will not be my Weekly Lagout, but what River would Lagout if he was here to Lagout. You’ll see…

RIFT- Well, I’ve lost interest in this game. I’m just waiting for my sub to run out. I feel lonely without my Mage. The game is just not cartoony enough for me. Maybe, I’ll resub to it in the future when they downgrade the fun.

WAR- I mentioned last week I was thinking about resubbing to WAR. I am still thinking. Since I’ve been drunk all week and think I pissed myself because I was thinking too hard, I think I might think a bit more about kerplunking my time into it. I miss WAR’s RvR, but I can’t get over how much the non-RvR sucks. I’m back and forth with this game. I just think I thunk, when I took a kerplunk from being so drunk, in my ex-girlfriend’s trunk that is full of junk.

STO- I bought the damn CE for this game! I feel so stupid for buying it. I feel I need to play it more. It is kind of like when you piss all over your hands and feel you NEED to wash them before eating popcorn. My hands are wet and I’m eating popcorn. Yeah, that warm yellow liquid is not butter topping.

WoW- Man, I have been salivating over my Mage goodness. I was like, pew, pew, frost shield, pew, pew, auction house bitch, pew, pew, riding in my choppa, Pyroblast, pew, pew, rollin’ in my six-deuce. I feel on top of the world with my Mage. I love my Mage. My Mage is sexy. I want to marry my Mage. <3 Mage

SWTOR- A lot of juiciness has been coming out of whale’s vagina Comic-Con. I see we can now preorder the game. I’ll tell you right now; I am going to play the crap out of this game until my Mage feels lonely. Ok, I’ll play it for 1 month and keep talking about how I am going to resub to it every Friday during Weekly Lagout. I just don’t think I can play a game that doesn’t have Mage. I’ll probably by the CE and regret it.

High Latency Love

I love myself, mainly. I want to thank Bee and Scarybooster for filling in for me. If Scary had a vagina I would be at his house in seconds. To Bee: She does have a vagina… Call me m’kay /wink. I’m sure I can get drunk and queue in a BG all night with you.

Somethin’ Funny

Your face!

WELL, MY CHICKEN CLUCKS AND I’M OUTTA BEER!

**From the Desk of River – I want to thank Scary, and Bee from the bottom of my heart. I hope you had as much fun writing this week, as I did reading your stuff. Your friend Riv.

Everyone’s mad and it ain’t at me.

Posted in MMORPG with tags , , on July 7, 2010 by theerivs

RealID is turning into a Real fuckup. I don’t think I ever seen the WoW blogosphere in such a rage before. I kind of like it. I tend to like swirling Chaos, and Madness…I’m just a little bit jealous too. Blizzard is getting so much hate, it’s delicious. I almost want a job there.

Well here’s a sampling of what’s going on in the blogosphere.

Tobold…

DarthRegis…

Tesh….

Larissa…

Hatch…

Ixobelle…

Klep…

Spinks…

Linedan…

Tamarind…

Tyannon…

Murloc Parliament…

Ysharro…

Even my hated enemy Anna hates the idea…

But what I’m sad about is Gnomey is calling it quits, I’d put up with 100 Annas just to keep Gnomey around.

Am I angry, yes…Here’s my post….but I am not going to fly off the handle just yet. Why?

It’s not live yet. Sure it’s a great time to voice my opinion, but if it goes live, that’s when I’ll get pissed. I’m not even frothing at the mouth mad, because there’s other games to play, and if Blizzard/Activision doesn’t want my money, I’m sure someone else will.

Well Good Luck Tomorrow Bee….your going to need it.

Blizzard is still a business, right?

Posted in MMORPG with tags , , , on April 16, 2010 by theerivs

Yeah last I looked Blizzard was out to make money, and lots of it. I don’t begrudge them at all for doing what they do. The Sparkly Horse debate rages on. Here is my thoughts. It’s just that a Sparkly Horse, you don’t need one, you don’t have to spend 25 bucks. If they up the subscription fee, hey I can quit playing. World of Warcraft does not rule my life, it’s a game I enjoy playing…for now.

Do I need a sparkly horse, hell no. I’m Forsaken Biotch, I wouldn’t be caught dead (or undead for that matter) on one of those things. It ain’t ugly enough, and it sure ain’t mean enough. I do not want my enemies to shout, “Here comes Rivzon riding his Sparkly Horse!!” Not really fear inspiring.

I do support this though, instead of getting a vanity pet, put your money to better use. Donate to a charity, or spend it on someone special. As for me, there’s a round of drinks for my friends at the local tavern. I really like this post, and agree with it.

That being said, I am as vain as the next guy what would I pay for.

Mounts.

1. A Dragon that spews an actual breath weapon, and is meaner looking, I love proto-drakes, they are ugly and hideous. The breath weapon need not do damage, just cosmetic. I hate regular dragon tails in this game too, they look like Pine cones, or corn cobs. Get rid of that.

2. A Demon Horse – Sort of like a mix between a warlock horse, and a pegasi. Remember Venger from the Old D&D Cartoons, what he rode was awesome. Let me get my Venger on, you got my 25 bucks.

3. Undead Giant – I thought it was cool, those quests where you rode a giant, or he held you and walked. How cool would that be, bonus if they let you choose where you sit. Or if the Giant held your friends while you rode his shoulder.

As for Pets. XT is a whiny little bitch. Here’s my idea of some cool pets.

Pets

1. Lil Ragnaros - Yeah they got a little fire elemental pet, but I would pay for one that said “By Fire be Purged” when you clicked on him, and other cool lines from the script. I would pay alot.

2. Lil’ Illiden -  He would fly around your head, and say things like, “You are not prepared” and “Sometimes the hand of fate needs to be moved” 

3.Lil Sylvanas – That you can get naked, and have her sing on command.. I’d so pay for that…..*drool* What? Oh Nevermind.

Bottomline this whole argument reminds me the last line of the movie, The Devils Advocate where Al Pacino says, “Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.”

Blizz starting Microtransactions

Posted in MMORPG with tags , on November 4, 2009 by theerivs

So Blizz is starting to sell pets for real cash.  I knew this day would come. What you didn’t? Please with the name changes, server changes, faction changes, haircuts, etc..etc.

I am a little upset because you know how I got my very first mount, that’s right selling pets, I use to sell Cats, and Rabbits to the Horde by the boat full. That day is long gone, but I made a pretty decent gold coin. So this hurts those pet sellers, ALOT I think.

Though I am not a huge pet guy myself, I am a HUGE mount guy, and willing to fork some cash over, but if everyone had the Barons Mount, it  wouldn’t be that special then.

New Blizz MMO: The Most interesting thing I read today.

Posted in MMORPG with tags , , on August 31, 2009 by theerivs

And I read alot of porn. Paul is talking about the New Blizz MMO

“Yeah, I can’t comment against the game, the level of detail, the business model or any of that stuff. But what I could tell you is that we’re intending to create a game experience that is unlike anything that has ever been done before. Something that I think takes things far beyond what anyone has imagined and certainly anything anyone has executed. I think a lot of people love this product, WoW, and anticipate that they’ll continue to love it and continue to want to play it. When you think about another MMO, if you look at it and say, “Well, you have this game and it’s this amount of money, and you have this game and it’s this amount of money and you have this amount of time, how do those co-exist?” My feeling is, on the business side, there’s always a way to make things co-exist because you know you start looking at, “I want you to be in the Blizzard universe of games.” So you can look at it from the perspective of, “Oh maybe there are different programs where you can have access to all of the things or a certain amount of things.” You just don’t know, and we don’t either.” ~ Paul Sams.

 

From This Wired News Article Which is an Interview with Paul Sams COO of Blizzard.

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