Vote for Megatron
Today is the day Americans exercise their civic duty. I want to vote for who I want. I want Megatron as my leader.
5 reasons Megatron should be president.
5. Evil - There is no surprises. He’s not a wolf in sheeps clothing…just a pure wolf.
4. Running Mate – Soundwave is his running mate, and lets face it Soundwave has more charisma then any VP of our age and time.
3. Equality- We’re all equal in his eyes…we are all snivveling worms.
2. View on Alternate Energy- Energon for everyone.
1. More than meets the Eye- Let’s face it, terrorists ain’t going to mess with a President who transforms into a gun.
November 6, 2012 at 5:53 pm
Voting Megatron means that Starscream is one step from the big job. Can’t have that.
November 7, 2012 at 1:48 pm
I call my penis Megatron.
November 7, 2012 at 9:20 pm
It’s more like a Bumble Bee
November 8, 2012 at 12:47 pm
My fiancée says its more like the Pokemon Squirtle