Vote for Megatron

Today is the day Americans exercise their civic duty. I want to vote for who I want. I want Megatron as my leader.

5 reasons Megatron should be president.

5. Evil - There is no surprises. He’s not a wolf in sheeps clothing…just a pure wolf.

4. Running Mate – Soundwave is his running mate, and lets face it Soundwave has more charisma then any VP of our age and time.

3. Equality- We’re all equal in his eyes…we are all snivveling worms.

2. View on Alternate Energy- Energon for everyone.

1. More than meets the Eye- Let’s face it, terrorists ain’t going to mess with a President who transforms into a gun.

4 Responses to “Vote for Megatron”

  1. Voting Megatron means that Starscream is one step from the big job. Can’t have that.

  2. scarybooster Says:

    I call my penis Megatron.

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