I walk amongst them.
So I am on Feathermoon, I decided last night to seek out my enemy. To say hello. So i find her in Nagrand. So I go to Nagrand, but the war must be put on hold a sec, I see someone needs my help in Ring of Blood. I do love doing that, so I help a group whip it out. Then we go on to Durn, they wanted one more DPS. Me being the asshat I am whisper Anna, “Don’t you want to help with Durn..LOL!”
I get a scathing remark about not whispering her toons anymore, and place on ignore. I was like OK. I can understand that, you know I’m not a bad guy. If she said something like, “Nah, I’m busy grinding herbs, or even something funny like Go Fuck yourself, and Durn”
By the way Durn’s crotch is massive.
Then some dude named Shad, starts pummeling me with messages about “welcome to the server”, “need help” crap like that. I reported him for spam. Turns out he’s in Anna’s guild, Wildfire Riders. Gee I hope Smartass doesn’t get a warning or anything, that’ll teach him.
So I go to Dalaran, and I’m riding by to the bank. Holy Crap Anna again just standing there off to the side by herself, standing by nobody. I’m curious as to what she is doing, is she RP’ing? I stand and watch her, right in front of her…yeah I got balls. As I sit there and wonder. Don’t you need people to RP? Or did I miss the page in the Lorebook where Pally’s can talk telepathically?
She leaves. I let her be for now.
So as I head in the Inn to pick up some drinky drinks, I see one of her guildies Fells. Sitting there with an unguilded Night Elf. I was like ok, I’m going to annoy them. They say Hi, I say Hi. So I’m just sitting there. These two are swatting each other, making fun of people with “pumpkin head”, then comes another Night Elf named Delion. He starts talking how Fells is a married woman, and asks how is her kids. They start swatting each other.
I swear i almost wish I had a pint of whiskey, a joint, line of coke, something, anything to make things more interesting. Is this what RP’ers do? Some Storyline. “Delion swats Fells”
Dear lord these RP’ers don’t deserve my hatred, or anger. All they are going to get is my pity. and disdain. Ok tomorrow is the final lesson, all will be made clear.
March 23, 2010 at 3:03 pm
You could do a dozen posts like this a day, people would still read them.
That’s some epic RP’ing going on there. Epic. Like epic to the point of calling it epic enough times that it actually becomes epic. Although, it’s not actually epic in the normal sense of the word, simply epic because of how many times you called it epic. Kinda like this being RP’ing, only in the sense that they actually call it RP’ing, even if it isn’t.
March 23, 2010 at 3:27 pm
This has to be the strangest war I’ve ever seen waged in my life. Yet I’ve been compelled to read every entry.
Rivs – you crack me up. Kinda like SynCaine. You’re both funny in a “I really do hate ” way.
And loyal to a fault, my friend. An admirable quality, regardless of what anyone else thinks about this entire thing.
March 23, 2010 at 4:03 pm
I think its been fun but also its highlighting that RP realms ‘aint all that’ and infact a lot of the RP is just plain crap, unimaginative and downright boring.
But hey if pretending your a night elf mohawk basterdised at birth due to one of onyxias chilli farts then fair play. I myself like to play games to socialise with friends and actually talk about my real life and speak to people.
Anyway get yourselves on a PvP realm much more fun
March 23, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Lol you are a stalker. You are just like David Carradine, walking the earth making wrongs right
March 23, 2010 at 4:39 pm
What you call stalker, I call ninja sir. LOL!
March 23, 2010 at 6:09 pm
You’re coming dangerously close to crossing some very significant lines in your juvenile and idiotic “quest” to grief people. You spent the money to transfer characters to a server you don’t want to play on just to harass someone about a blog post? This is referred to as cyber stalking.
I could respect you a little bit if every single one of your posts didn’t read like some demented school boys fantasy of actually mattering in the world at large. Some of the stuff you write seriously seems to be spawned straight out of some terrible fan fiction. I also seriously question your connection to reality.
What this cranky person did was a dick move as well. Loyalty only goes so far. You’ll realize this when you grow up.
March 23, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Loyalty goes only so far? What’s wrong with that statement?
As for transferring servers. I transferred to play with SAN, they no longer was a group I wanted to play with, so where in the nine hells does it matter where I level my pally.
March 23, 2010 at 6:18 pm
Oh let me remove your doubts on my sanity…I’m fucking nuts.
March 23, 2010 at 10:23 pm
You are clearly the least broest of all bros. Let the man dream. Dream the dream of the ninja samurai preacher man he knows lurks within. He is the terror that flaps in the night, you know.
March 23, 2010 at 10:29 pm
Rivplestiltskin, dudingest of all dudes, you must know that standing still doing nothing near a bank is a special RP ritual that’s all spiritual and meditative like, ’cause you know that’s what they do when they’re AFK for more mountain dew, or talking in /guild or something being all Pskyer telepathic like YEAH! That’s the sign, man, the sign to cleanse! For the Emperor! With Mr. Emperor! It’s like Mr. Clean but not heretical because you know Mr. Clean is a front for the Alpha Legion!
Also, this Fells and Delion sounds like shady characters, and by shady I mean hiding their true power. Be careful man, I bet that they were using RP smalltalk to distract you from how they were preparing to get inside your head and kick your head’s ass. Again it’s the telepathy power.