Let’s talk about Sex.
Ask for it by name.
Well over at the Inn, Forbearance, Pretty and Plate, and various other spots in the Blogosphere they are discussing the LFG tool, Recu…err Recount, and Gearscore and bringing it to a dirty…dirty place.
And I LOVE it.
LFG Tool.
Yes I want to have a multitude of partners, and spread my wild oats all over my battlegroup. I want tanks, and priests to think fondly of me going, that Frostscourge never blows all his cooldowns too early, or never brings flaccid DPS.
Like a guy at a sausage fest at the bar, I have to wait for my turn to dance with the cute chick. This is what the LFG tool is like for me. I have to wait, and wait for the LFG tool to pop, and when I do sometimes I get a lockout cause “Instance cannot be launched”, and I learned No means No.
Tell you the truth, I miss the old days when you had to whoo a group to get into a dungeon. Where’s the Romance
Recount, and Gear Score.
Meg says Recount is like a Vagina. I beg to differ it is like a Penis. Alot of the immature Kids whip it out, and like to measure it. Show it off, flip it around. Even when it’s small they make excuses like it’s cold in Northrend. Us more mature men like to look at it only when we need to, like when we really are using it the way it’s suppose to, or after we feel we really rocked it out of the park, I like to look at it and go good job lil Frostie.
Gearscore is like an ass, Sure it could be used for fun, but half the time people do it wrong and it just plain hurts. It makes alot of noise, and it really stinks.
Do Girls have E-peens?
Yes they do, and some times their bigger than mine. Which gives me a complex at the urinals and they hike up their dress.
January 7, 2010 at 10:28 pm
“Which gives me a complex at the urinals and they hike up their dress.”
Wow… you scare me a little sometimes. O.o
January 8, 2010 at 12:20 am
Grim I scare myself sometimes.
January 7, 2010 at 10:56 pm
Hey, at least I know the rule about leaving an open urinal in between me and the next epeen. http://www.derekwalden.com/2005/06/bano-basics.html#comments
And it’s a fucking robe, not a dress! =P
January 8, 2010 at 12:20 am
It’s a dress, I got a robe, don’t look like that.
January 7, 2010 at 11:49 pm
“Meg says Recount is like a Vagina. I beg to differ it is like a Penis. Alot of the immature Kids whip it out, and like to measure it.”
Heh. More than once the female members of my guild have referred to a VoA PUG as a “a bunch of guys with their dicks out.” Too bad many of them don’t know how to use it.
January 8, 2010 at 12:16 am
I had a friend in high school who would use urinals whenever she could.
And yes she used to wear miniskirts a lot too >.>
January 8, 2010 at 12:21 am
She still single, toss her my email. LOL!
January 8, 2010 at 12:22 am
LOL no she isn’t. She just had her 10 year anniversary with her husband, a retired marine and currently in the air force.