Let’s talk about Sex.

Ask for it by name.

Well over at the Inn, Forbearance, Pretty and Plate, and various other spots in the Blogosphere they are discussing the LFG tool, Recu…err Recount, and Gearscore and bringing it to a dirty…dirty place.

And I LOVE it.

LFG Tool.

Yes I want to have a multitude of partners, and spread my wild oats all over my battlegroup. I want tanks, and priests to think fondly of me going, that Frostscourge never blows all his cooldowns too early, or never brings flaccid DPS.

Like a guy at a sausage fest at the bar, I have to wait for my turn to dance with the cute chick. This is what the LFG tool is like for me.  I have to wait, and wait for the LFG tool to pop, and when I do sometimes I get a lockout cause “Instance cannot be launched”, and I learned No means No.

Tell you the truth, I miss the old days when you had to whoo a group to get into a dungeon. Where’s the Romance

Recount, and Gear Score.

Meg says Recount is like a Vagina. I beg to differ it is like a Penis. Alot of the immature Kids whip it out, and like to measure it. Show it off, flip it around. Even when it’s small they make excuses like it’s cold in Northrend. Us more mature men like to look at it only when we need to, like when we really are using it the way it’s suppose to, or after we feel we really rocked it out of the park, I like to look at it and go good job lil Frostie.

Gearscore is like an ass,  Sure it could be used for fun, but half the time people do it wrong and it just plain hurts.  It makes alot of noise, and it really stinks.

Do Girls have E-peens?

Yes they do, and some times their bigger than mine. Which gives me a complex at the urinals and they hike up their dress.

8 Responses to “Let’s talk about Sex.”

  1. “Which gives me a complex at the urinals and they hike up their dress.”

    Wow… you scare me a little sometimes. O.o

  2. “Meg says Recount is like a Vagina. I beg to differ it is like a Penis. Alot of the immature Kids whip it out, and like to measure it.”

    Heh. More than once the female members of my guild have referred to a VoA PUG as a “a bunch of guys with their dicks out.” Too bad many of them don’t know how to use it.

  3. I had a friend in high school who would use urinals whenever she could.

    And yes she used to wear miniskirts a lot too >.>

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