Project GenderBender: Levels 10-13
Some people are looking for an update, and being the attention whore that I am will give the public what they want. I don’t know if it’s the hormones in the milk I’ve been drinking, I was in a good mood last night, or I’m being possessed. Last night I’m playing my little girlie toon, and I did some uncharacteristic things. Like I was running around, and a fellow toon looked like he was going to die. I actually healed him. I didn’t sit there watch him die, I actually helped him. I didn’t laugh at him, or ridicule him.
Exodar is strangely empty, I ran around for an hour, and think I saw 3 people tops. Sad really. That’s another thing, I’m craving contact. I want to interact with people. When I play my mage I shun people, I can’t stand them. Since I started this, I’m looking at cute things now, and actually realize their cute.
The scariest thing of all, that shocked me. I was running around mining copper like the ore whore that I am. I said to myself. Maybe I should go the barber shop to change my hairstyle, I don’t think I like it. I just stopped right there, at level 13. Logged off, and Went to watch ESPN for the rest of the night, drank Budweiser with whiskey chasers, with a Hustler open on the coffee table just to get the taint off of me.
After this is done, do you know how long I’ll have to hang out at the nudie bar just to get to my old self again?