General: I am an Attention Whore.

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Hi My name is Riv, and I’m an Attention Whore. I love comments. I love to be adored by the masses. I love getting free stuff from companies (as I hold my shoulder bone from Mythic)

Tobold’s antics to draw attention to himself, and I applaud his efforts. I wish I thought of it. He makes us think and discuss.  He complains he’s not getting comments on his opus of game theory, and he posts something of the wall and get’s a million comments. He wants to be loved, and who doesn’t?

The League of Greater Comment Volume was created, and I support them with all my heart.

Some members include.

Ysharros

Ardua

Ferrel

Syp

/gab

Incoming Pull

Slurms

Shadow

Syn

Overly Positive

 

 

If you join the Ranks let me know. As for myself, I can never join, because I am so much more. I go one step beyond as always and will be forming the Attention Whore Union. We seek to get everything comments, page view, and hell yeah get some money for whoring ourselves out.

15 Responses to “General: I am an Attention Whore.”

  1. Ohhh ohhh, I’m a whore… Wait a minute, can I be on top?

  2. You have my attention!

    Cheers

  3. You guys are silly.

    I plan on gathering views and comments by being the last man standing when it comes to being a WAR purist blog. XD

  4. You smell purdier than a 2 dollar whore!

    (Blazing Saddles quotes ftw!) :D

  5. [...] — A High Latency Life. I wanted to go there, but I lagged [...]

  6. Does your Union have good benefits?

    How do you feel about cheese?

    Do you believe that the Gummi Bear is the one true snack?

    I must know before becoming a whore…er, attention whore…unioned…person.

    • 1. Does our Union benefits, well not really. You pay your dues, and you get a really nice membership card, and you get into some interesting conversations with hookers. Oh and you get 10% discount on stripper high heels at certain locations, but I don’t invoke that benefit all that often.

      2. We love Chedda, for the simple fact that’s slang for money.

      3. The only Gummi Bear we acknowledge is a pimp of the same name from Cinncinati.

  7. Be careful. The shop stewart for that union is a tart.

    Bloody Unified Pie Brigade >.<

  8. [...] Riv is desperate for attention. [...]

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